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@MarconiLIVE - Tiny Returns 03/15/10


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@MarconiBologna How To Get Prom Date w Maxim Model


High School Kid Uses The YouTubes to Land Prom Date With Maxim Model


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In a move sure to inspire hundreds of copycats, 17-year-old Dakota Ridge High School senior Conner Cordova used a series of YouTube videos to get UFC Octagon Girl and Maxim model Arianny Celeste to go to the prom with him.

The Colorado teen took shamelessness to new heights to win his dream girl, including getting UFC fighters to assist him, dancing like a fool in Las Vegas and wearing a fake mustache.

Arianny's reply (which she posted a few weeks later): She'll go to prom, as long as Cordova has a date for her friend. Unsurprisingly, Cordova didn't seem to have any problems finding someone to fit the bill.

Keep reading to watch the video that reminds us that where love is concerned, desperation is no hindrance.






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@MarconiBologna - Sexie Lexie SuperBowl Prediction


Sexie Lexie's SUPERBOWL Prediction


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So which will it be BOOTY or BOOBS? Don't make me choose!

@MarconiBologna Lingerie Bowl Practice


Lingerie Bowl Practice


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@MarconiBologna - How To Do A News Report


How To Do A News Report



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@MarconiBologna - Birds Can Play Guitar


Birds Can Play Guitar


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@MarconiBologna - Greg Oden?


GREG ODEN EXPLAINS THINGS


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@MarconiBologna - I'M WITH COCO


I'M WITH COCO


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@Marconi Bologna - Greatest News Intro EVER!!


GREATEST NEWS INTRO EVER!


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The only thing it's missing is Jeff Gianola's gargantuan cranium.

@MarconiBologna - Booty Pop


BOOTY POP


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I got BOOTY POP and my a** has never looked better in short shorts!

- Bolognious Francine Marconi

@MarconiBologna - Cat Swimming Lessons


CAT SWIMMING LESSONS


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@MarconiBologna - Avatard


AVATARD


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@MarconiBologna - UofO Cheerleaders Warm Up


Oregon Cheerleaders Warming Up

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How did the Ducks lose with Cheerleaders like these?

@MarconiBologna Paris and Her Pig


PARIS HILTON AND HER PIG

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@Marconi Bologna : LIVE on Naito Parkway snow induced traffic jam


MARCONI LIVE ON NAITO PARKWAY


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During Tuesday evenings snow induced traffic jam (until 11 PM) Marconi spoke with many fans stuck on Naito Parkway outside the KUFO D.J. Dungeon. One of those people (Miss Locket see previous post ) wasn't wearing pants.

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@MarconiBologna - Miss Locket from Lucky Devil


MISS LOCKET DOESN'T LIKE WEARING PANTS

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Marconi met Miss Locket last night as she was stuck in traffic on Naito Parkway outside the KUFO D.J. Dungeon.
To his surpise she wasn't wearing pants. She said she was going to work at the Lucky Devil. Marconi is still breathing through his mouth. Listen tonight 7-MID (PT) to see if Miss Locket makes another appearance with our without pants.

Listen to  Marconi's LIVE ON AIR encounter with Miss Locket here:






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(click pic to visit Miss Locket on myspace)

@MarconiBologna : '09 VIDEO REVIEW (JIB JAB)


2009 YEAR IN REVIEW

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@MarconiBologna JFK BOAT PIC IS A HOAX


JFK BOAT PICTURE A FAKE

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UPDATE: 11:34 PM  We've now confirmed the photo was part of a Playboy spread in 1967. The image published in Playboy was published in color.

UPDATE: 1:11 PM 
A rep from Playboy tells TMZ the photo ran as part of story titled, "Playboy's Charter Yacht Party: How to Have a Ball on the Briny with an Able-Bodies Complement of Ship's Belles." She says the photo was taken on one of the islands that make up the Grenadines (Petit Rameau).

@MarconiBologna : Brooke Mueller 911 Call ( Charlie Sheen's Wife)


Brooke Mueller 911 Call ( Charlie Sheen's Wife)

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@MarconiBologna Worst Motivational CD EVER!


WORST MOTIVATIONAL CD EVER!

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@MarconiBologna Frankie and Johnny's Furniture


FRANKIE AND JOHNNY'S FURNITURE, NO PROBLEM!


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Need cheap a** furniture with cardboard in place of wood? NOOOOO PROBLEM!

@MarconiBologna WTF? KUSH support system


WTF? KUSH SUPPORT SYSTEM


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Should I be insulted that my cousin got me one of these for Christmas?

@MarconiBologna Jessica Simpson Ear Wax Candle


JESSICA SIMPSON IS EVEN DUMBER THAN BEFORE


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@Marconi Bologna GPS Panties


GPS TRACKING DEVICE FOR YOUR LADY


This way you will always know where she goes.

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Lingerie is a term for fashionable and alluring women’s undergarments. The Brazilian Lingerie designer, Lucia Lorio have created a sexy women lingerie which incorporates an embedded GPS receiver that will automatically track the position of women’s who put on the lingerie. According to Lucia Lorio, the design is targeting to the techno-savvy woman. Perhaps it also ideal for all husbands who have jealousy problems. The GPS lingerie sells from a cool $800, complete with a standard GPS, to $11,000 with a more advanced model. For that much money it better find me a new girlfriend.

@MarconiBologna Weezer Posts New Rivers Video - Road To Recovery


WEEZER ROAD TO RECOVERY

Weezer posts video update

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Rivers Cuomo seems fine. Who knows though if he'll ever be healthy enough to Wrestle with Jimmy ever again.

@MarconiBologna - Follow Sexie Lexie on Twitter



SEXIE LEXIE


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Follow Lexie now legally :

@Lexie_Sunset

@MarconiBologna - Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa



@MarconiBologna - RHCP Guitarist Quits


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@MarconiBologna - Mustache Muffs


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Thanks to @KristenBowie who discovered my new thing I have to have.


Going To KUFO X-MAS Party @MarconiBologna



Drunk Keith - Cry For Help




Drunk Keith has been part of the Marconi Show from the begining. Being Drunk has been his whole personna on the air.
Yes he's provided us all with many laughs at his expense with his drunken debauchery.
He recently left this voice mail. He sounds very down and wants to make a change in his life. We haven't been able to get ahold of Keith for a few weeks now and are hoping that someone who knows him will let him know we are trying to get touch with him.  He is a good guy and we hope he will call in again soon so maybe we can get help for him.

Ben Franklin Plumbing - They're Punctual !





RIHANNA GQ Cover


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Neil Diamond - Chanukah Song



Side Huggin', It's How We Do!


My favorite lyrics from this song: "I'm goin' global, cuz you don't know me, I'm buyin'
babies like Angelina Jolie. OOOOOOH!" We be side huggin' ya'll!


It's Christmas - Music Video



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