The presidential primaries continued today with New Hampshire. And with the results in, one thing is very clear: The only thing that anyone cares about is getting George Bush out of the White House. People have been huddled around their computers here at KUFO all day long, score-gazing and debating every tick in percentage one way or the other whenever the results update. Under-educated, apathetic, narcissistic, money-hungry, morally bankrupt media whores have been watching the presidential PRIMARIES with more interest than the NFL’s race to see to gets to be beaten by New England in the Super Bowl this year. And actually, the Patriots should hope that Clinton, Obama, Edwards, Huckabee, Romney, Giulliani, McCain, Ron Paul and Kucinich  pad up and form a Super Bowl worthy football team, because unless getting Bush out of the White House isn’t the end goal to your little spandex slap-fight, then no one cares.

So with everyone acting all coo-coo for caucus puffs, why not ask Kid Rock what he thinks about the politics? Why not? Because the man is 90% grease, hep-C and stringy, unwashed hair and the other 10% is crusted over saliva from his harem of gutter skanks. You’d get a more well thought out response and fewer diseases from a Motel 6 mattress. But someone asked the question, and this is how he responded.

 “There are too many left-wing freaks, and there are too many right-wing freaks. The voice of this country is the middle voice, and that is not being heard.”

So what does he want from a future president? Israel. Kid says he identifies with their national self defense ethos because, “They’ll unload on anybody.”

This with Israel is that they’re surrounded by an entire region that wants to kill them so that have to be a little trigger happy or else they will be bombed right back off the map. But if we keep following the Bush doctrine, eventually the rest of the world will hate us so much that Kid Rock will get his wish.

Led Zeppelin fans, I know you love your favorite band sooooo much, but is John Paul Jones really worth 15 grand. That’s what some people were paying for a single ticket to the Zep reunion a few weeks back. Yes, despite the fact that Page and Plant reunited about 10 years ago, some fans were dropping Hyundais worth of cash a single ticket to get the addition of John Paul Jones.

One of the leading online ticket resellers, Seatwave, said the average price for tickets sold through the site for LED ZEPPELIN's comeback gig was approximately $14,700.

The tickets had a face value of approximately $250.