We here at the Cort and Fatboy show are excellent secret-keepers. At no point have we ever mentioned on air that Bozyk was originally supposed to star as Albert on Little House on the Prairie, but the glare from his bald head kept catching the glare from Michael Landon’s teeth. Not to mention, one raise of the eyebrow and every woman on-set was spontaneously impregnated… including that tubby bitch Mr. Edwards. That’s a secret we keep to this day. And Aaron Geek in the City… I’d never reveal that the only reason he got into comics at all in the first place was because he loved Batman Forever so much. He hand-draws Bat-Nipples into all of his comics. I would never actually reveal that because it embarrassing to Aaron.  

And in much this same way, we have held fast a secret imparted to us by famous author, Portlander and close personal friend of the Cort and Fatboy Show, Chuck Palahniuk. Three years ago, Chuck told us how his book Fight Club would soon not only be one of the greatest movies of our generation, but also a Broadway musical. He told us how director David Fincher was working on the script and Trent Reznor would be writing the music. We kept that secret… entrusted top men to box it up and store it in the back of the Cort and Fatboy Big Warehouse for Celebrity Secrets. Well, Fincher has finally gone public so finally we can announce to the world that we totally knew before any of you.

Fight Club the musical is a reality and Fincher hopes to have it on Broadway by 2009.  

Manson fans, good news and bad news for you. The good news is that Marilyn Manson’s old chum Twiggy Ramirez has rejoined the band after leaving to play with Nine Inch Nails and A Perfect Circle. The bad news the "Rape of the World Tour" is coming through the northwest but Manson and Twiggy join the elite ranks of rock stars to skip Portland. They’re going from Seattle on the 18^th of February to San Francisco on the 20^th.

And here’s Jonathan Davis to talk about his chameleon-like ability to blend his style into any kind of music.

"When me and my buddy Richard first got together he started giving me these exercises where you just become a better musician. ‘Write me a funk tune, write me a jazz tune, write me a dance tune, write me different types of music.’ So I do it as an exercise just to make myself a better musician. Some of the songs came out really good, so I might put a compilation of all of them together."