We’re starting the blog tonight with a public service announcement from Courtney Love on the dangers of the being famous in the age of the internet. The following is a transcript of Courtney Love's latest blog. The words are hers, as are the fragments of words, the string of letters that look like they could be words but in fact aren't even close and, of course, the utter lack of punctuation. None of the following is made up. 

someone posted a friend of mines phone number and says its mine this jackass Karmi, on a website that is coming down but frankly i have waaay more relevanat things to do than worry about a website with insanely inflated viewing numbers some tiny clusterfuck of annoyance that i only ever rememeber when i ( rarely ) go on the internet as i am making music films and raising a child conducting my life getting laid and tivoing suze orman- so wtf? STOP CAllING MY FRIEND KATHERINE, SHE HAS THREE KIDS AND HAS NO TIM E FOR INTERNET BULLSHIT- SHE SPOKE TO SOMEONE AS ME TO PROTECT ME OUT OF SHEER CURIOUSITY TO SUSS OUT THE PERSONS VIBE AND SAQID HE W2AS A TOTAL SOCIOPATH LOSER AND NOW SHE HAS TOC HANGE HER NUMBER AS THIS RETARD POSTED IT as if ID ac=tually speak to Karmi personally! PUHLEASE ( aka chris) i never ever ever speak tp [people off the internet myself i have people who do that for me, and she also has a husband and thank god this is her secondary phone as shes basically thrown it away- and i will make sure i get the lawyeres whow eresorty of moseying to hurry and take thaT fucking site down as the webmaster ( trannie named brooke) lied at the icann hearing and now irt has to get dponw throughthe federal squatters law theres just been more important things but seriously this is stupid , obviously none of you here have engaged in terrorising Katherine or her kids with stupid phoners about we cante evr figur eout what- just "oooheee i have a famous persons phon e number and im in bumfuck Maryland" its just stupid obscene and RUDE, remember m,anners are free. youve fucked someones secondary cell up but it aint mine but its still insane and rude and Chris whoever the fuck you are i dont write back on this site personally so whoeevr was on shift was obviouswly fucking with you it takes about 8 people to run this site for some reason and tho i do read the comments i dontrtend to write lengthy letters back personally although occasionally i wrote a friend or somneone i like or post at someones space b ut not too often, trhats just how these my spaces work- so dont go offended - i love this my space and i dont need this karma wierdness- get off my cloud.

Karmi + CHRIS your just creepy, leave me alone leave my friends alone and go post with your people. until they get kicked off the net.

as fro ou guys here i love you and support all our efforts to im prove our lives an d i welcome all the new people here and its really awesone that id ont have to use one of those computer programs id die of embarsssment to add a million friends - i dunno i just think thats retarted id rather have it happen slow and organically so we can all getto know one another

loadswof love and be nice or leave

nam myoho renge kyo

Courtnoi

For all you downloaders out there, if you haven’t yet, abandon Pirate Bay and move on to some other foreign-based torrent site because the heat is on… like Glenn Frey with a Casio, the heat on. Ooh eee-oh-oh, ooh eee-oh-oh, the heat is on.  

The law firm called Web Sheriff has been building a client base of pissed off artists. First they got Prince, then they got ABBA. Now… the Village People. That’s right, the Village People are tired of losing billions of dollars to illegal downloading, saucy, white, gay stereotypes and smarmy wedding DJs and they are fighting back by joining the suit against Pirate Bay.  The suit is seeking "millions of dollars" in damages, although it's still uncertain to whom the charges will be directed. The likely targets are the four Pirate Bay founders who were indicted a few weeks ago on charges of breaking copyright law.

And finally, Al Jourgensen has never been shy about sharing his political views. Actually he’s pretty much built his career off bashing George Bush 1 and 2. And while he may not hold back once someone’s behind the desk in the Oval Office, he refuses to endorse any one side during the elections.

“I’m kind of like waiting and seeing. All I know is that it’s important to vote and that should be the main focus. It shouldn't be a focus of who I or Ben Affleck, or Robert De Niro, whoever. I hate all of these celebrity endorsements, I’m not about that.”

Ministry plays March 30^th at the Roseland.