As any guy who has ever been a relationship has discovered, refusing to answer is as good as admitting it. “You smell like smoke, rancid perfume and failure. Were you at the strip club?” I’m not answering that. “You sonoveabitch!” OR… “Did you bet our entire savings account on a single hand of poker?” Please, I’m not even going to answer that. “You sonovabitch!” OR… Is that my naked sister under you in our bed? And is that my mom with a whip and rubber dildo coming out of the bathroom.” I can’t answer that or your mom will whip me again. “You sonovabitch.” You see what I mean. But in this case, a non-answer is a good thing because when MTV asked Tom Morello whether the rumors about Rage in the studio were true, he refused to answer.  

 

And for you metal fans who saw those pictures of Barack Obama in the traditional Kenyan garb during a diplomatic visit to Kenya and yelled, “He’s a dirty Arab! He’s gonna become president and fly Air Force One into the White House!” You should probably burn your Rage records, 1) because if that’s where your head is and you still listen to Rage, then you’re not paying attention to the lyrics and 2) Tom Morello and Barack Obama could be cousins.

 

Asked about the democratic campaign, Tom said, "While Barack Obama and I share some eerie similarities, both having Kenyan fathers and white Midwestern mothers, and having attended Harvard and both being devastatingly handsome, it's kind of eerie. But I'm not a Democrat; the Democratic Party is about 10 miles to the right of my politics."

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone who has read comics or watched the X-Men movies has envied Wolverine’s healing factor. Oh, to have the ability to skydive without a parachute or to fearlessly dance in traffic or to be able to give yourself an infinite number of paper cuts without getting the ouchies when you take a shower later.

 

Well good news! Once Keith Richards finally dies, we may finally discover what gives him his healing factor and then they can mutate our genes to match Keith’s.

 

 

Keith has been inundated with requests to donate his body to medical science when he dies, because doctors want to examine his immune system.

 

 

Richards says, "Doctors all over the world want my body when it finally goes.

"Apparently, I do have an incredible immune system. I had Hepatitis C and cured it myself. Just by being me...

"They (doctors) want it so they can study it and figure out how to make other people much better.

"I mean, I eat everything wrong. I shove terrible things inside me."

 

Ick