For decades, rock stars have been ripping off Jimi Hendrix. His stage presence, his particular style of guitar wankery, his wardrobe, his fro, his love for anything that would get him absolutely bombed out of his brain, his inability to breathe through vomit. Well, turns out they’ve been ripping him off in another area as well and they didn’t even know it. People like Bret Michaels, Fred Durst, Tommy Lee… That’s right, there appears to be a Jimi Hendrix sex tape.

Apparently Vivid Entertainment is releasing a video they claim stars Jimi Hendrix. The film shows a man bearing a resemblance to Hendrix wearing a bandana around his afro and having sex with two brunette women.  It’s hard to see if it is him or not, with his full face appearing on screen for only a few seconds and there only being subtle flashes of his profile and there is no audio with the tape.

And remember that story I did yesterday about the Pink Floyd pig finally announcing his political affiliation during Coachella by floating over the crowd with “Obama” and a check mark next to it written on his belly? Well, much like any freshly outed Democrat at a concert, it appears the pig dropped acid and went for a walk in the desert to find his spirit human. Well more like a float. Actually, a lot like a breaking loose of his moorings and floating off into the dessert sky. Yes, once again the Pink Floyd pig has busted loose and trying to see first hand if there is a Dark Side of the Moon, or if the rumors are true and it is in fact “all dark.” It happened the first time when they were shooting the cover of “Animals.” The pig broke loose and floated over England for three days, eventually waking up in some farmer’s field with a Starland Vocal Band tattoo and a size 9 poop shoot. It’s likely this act of rebellious youth could result in his knocking up Met-Life’s Snoopy balloon.

Anyone with information is asked to email LostPig@Coachella.com.

And NIN fans, good news. You won’t be buying your tickets to their tour this spring off some scalper or some ticket retailer site. That’s because Nine Inch Nails will offer fans a limited allotment of the best available seating before the general public can get their chance. The band will begin selling tickets on their Web site 72 hours before the official on-sale date. Each ticket purchased during this time will be imprinted with the purchasers’ name, and can only be acquired the day of the show at the will-call window with an ID that matches the name on the ticket.

And it would be such justice if Eddie Vedder put out a press release saying, “That’s great and all but Pearl Jam did this years ago when we were in the middle of our big fight with Ticketmaster. You may remember that, Trent. That was that one time that you refused to help us take on the big monopoly.” Not because I think this is a bad idea, but just toss a little something back at Trent for crapping on Radiohead.